Michael Lohan the cartoonist

Lindsay Lohan’s prison father Michael Lohan is now an artist, so to speak.

Michael Lohan is serving time at the Collins Correctional Facility near Buffalo, but in his free time he took up cartooning.

Michael Lohan drew this picture and sent it to Lowdown, of the New York Daily News:

The drawing, of course, is yet another pathetic plea by Michael for press attention and pity.

Michael depicted his screwed up relationship with Lindsay Lohan and "the villains who are allegedly driving them apart." - lawyers, prison guard, paparazzi, Dina Lohan… Driving them apart? Um, that would be you Michael…

To top it all, Michael Lohan has God in the picture laying shame to everyone but himself.

Lindsay Lohan’s siblings, Michael, Aliana, and Cody can also be seen in the background ‘distressed’ by the situation.

On the back of the cartoon, Michal Lohan wrote: "The Spiritual Realities and Physical Elements of the truth behind this whole situation."

In his accompanying handwritten letter, Lohan - who’s serving up to four years for drunken driving, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law bloody with a shoe - discusses his "stupid decisions," his new spirituality, an inspirational book he’s written and his intention to help troubled teens through a ministry when he gets out of prison.

Michael also shares his views on a few topics:

Hollywood bigwig James Robinson, who recently scorched Lindsay as a "spoiled child … discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional" over her unexcused absences from the set of "Georgia Rule": "If Mr. Robinson wrote a letter to her, that is his right. He is a respectable man and I’m sure he felt it as his obligation. … But I do know how things get twisted and I’m sure there is an honest explanation."

Lindsay’s boyfriend, Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton: "He appears private, respectable, and my friends in Vegas only have good things to say about him and his family."

Oil heir Brandon Davis, who repeatedly mocked Lindsay as "firecrotch": "All I can say is that I am happy that God gave me a new way of looking at, and pitying, people like Brandon. I pray for his soul!"

Ah, fathers…

Via Snarky Gossip ; Tags: michael lohan, lindsay lohan, gossip, prison