Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile – Funny or Die Spoof
April 14, 2009 by Arieanna
Lindsay Lohan recently snuck into the studio to film a video clip for the website funny or die. The resulting video is “Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile,” announcing Lindsay as newly single and ready to mingle. Check it out:
Lindsay starts off with, “I’m recently single (I think), and I’m looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with. Or at least the rest of my probation with.” The whole thing is hilarious, even with Lindsay asking for a mate without “family members quick to order restraining orders.” She makes fun of everything she’s done, from passing out in the car to her ankle monitoring bracelet. Not to mention mocking the stupid headline on the latest cover of US Weekly. It’s fantastic! Way to take back control Linds!
Also, it looks like Lindsay Lohan has made her way to Twitter! I wasn’t sure before, but I’ve been watching her tweets and I’m pretty sure it’s her – other confirmed celebrities do talk back to her, so that’s always a good sign. Lindsay has protected her tweets, so you must request to see them. Check out http://twitter.com/sevinnyne6126.
Last night she tweeted about this new video, adding “sneaky lil me”, saying another video will be coming soon.
I’m Soooooooo pround of her!
I wonder what does Sam think when she watch it…
how do you recwest on her twitter page. can somone tell me how thanks
You need to have a twitter account. Once you do, you simply press the button that says “Request Access”.
i am proud of u, Lindsay! This video is amazing and i am glad that u cope with ur problems! i hope u r OK! Love u, beauty! [ sorry for my English ]
By writing that,she proves that
she has more talent than all the
cowardly low-lifes who hate her
because of her success and beauty.
where is the acsese buton located isit on her page or mine?
well lindsay has just proved evryone who thinks she is immature wrong i am so proud of you lindsay you are my role model
cc – on hers.
Great video. Watched it several times to get the full effect. Underneath all the gossip and drama, theres still a talented girl.
i thought it was a great vid,it’s to her benefit
to get on the screen and look at the camera
and talk,it really cuts through alot of made up
bull,it’s alot better for her to do something like
this instead of bieng constantly photographed
with a coat over her head diving in and out of
cars
i think Frank Zappa said it best,”the world
is not getting any smarter,you have to come
to terms with stupidity and make it work for you”
so i think it’s good for her to lighten up.
i thought Eminem’s vid called ‘we made you”
depicted the stupidy of today’s celebrity
culture to a T.i thought it was hilarious
even though he lampooned Lindz,
it say’s in the good book”don’t cast your pearls
before swine,lest they trample on them and
then turn on you,this really is the real
Paradigm,although i can see Lindsay is capable
of bieng a serious actress,maybe now is not
the time for her to cast her pearls,because
it will only be before swine,in the meantime
she needs to bide her time and stay
relevant through the gossip magazines and keep
her party’n to a minimum and stay away from
free loaders looking to benefit off of her name
Ah, now there’s the self-effacing Lindsay Lohan I came to admire.
Lindsay rules!!!
gosh she is hot,funny,talented and Hot
The funniest thing I’ve ever seen since MEAN GIRLS
LOVES IT
Sheeeeeeeeeeee’s baaaack! Yes! The Red hair and all! Lets hope from now on she stays this way! Thank goodness she broke up with that noob!
Good for Lindsay! I’m glad that she used humor to cope with this sad ordeal with Samantha. I can sense her pain, though, and I can tell the two still love each other very much. I pray things will get easier for them to get pass all the negativity and remember that love is all that counts.
This is so funny…GO!!! Lindsay…We love you honey…peace
While I do think that vid is clever & funny & self effacing, it’s impossible to give her “I’m so sick of being in the spotlight” cries any credibility after stunts like this.
this is the best Lindsay thing for a long time!!! She looks really good, I like her hair and everything about her in that video is just so classy!
Casey, there is nothing classy about a formerly talented actress crying for attention like this
i want a happy Lindsay, listen to dj tiesto dis dj number one in tne World