Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard seeks paparazzi
November 5, 2007 by Arieanna
Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard is seeking out the photographer who kicked Lindsay (seen here).
In one very crazy throng of paparazzi, the following scene unfolded:
- Lindsay was pushing through a throng of paparazzi in an underground parking garage when she was kicked by one photographer
- Lohan cried, "Ow, I got kicked in the leg"
- Lindsay and her umbrella, and bodyguard, squeezed through the crowd. The bodyguard said he would push anybody in his way.
- The bodyguard accidentally closed the door of Lindsay’s SUV on her kicked leg, which made Lindsay yelp
After stowing Lindsay in the car, the bodyguard was fuming mad. He asked around to see who it was who had kicked Lindsay, wanting "to meet him personally," but nobody would fess up.
Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard, who has gone everywhere with her since leaving rehab, is an ex-Israeli soldier with a ‘fearsome’ reputation.
Well, we are sad Lindsay was hurt. Are annoyed at the stupid paparazzi. And glad Lindsay has a brute of a security guard at her aide!
Tags: lindsay lohan, paparazzi
I think these paps maybe ought to be a little more “respectful” — there was an really ominous post on x17 — I can’t use all the words that were in it here, but here’s a lot of what it said:
“X17:
PLEASE DO YOURSELF AND SOME OTHER PAPS A FAVOR AND PUT THIS WORD OUT ON THE STREET.
THERE IS ONE REALLY CRAZY . . . WHO IS *REALLY* GETTING TIRED OF LINDSAY HAVEING TO CLAW HER WAY THROUGH PILES OF YOUR . . . PHOTOGS.
SO HE’S DECIDED TO SEND A LITTLE “MESSAGE” TO THEM (PAPS). ONE OF THESE DAYS REAL SOON THERE’S GOING TO BE A PILE OF DEAD AND DYING, BLEEDING PAPS ON THE STREETS OF L.A. JUST OUTSIDE OF WHERE LINDSAY HAPPENS TO BE. BY NO MEANS WILL LINDSAY OR ANY OF HER FAMILY OR FRANCHISES BE TO BLAME FOR THIS. NOR CAN SHE BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. THIS PERSON IS ACTING ENTIRELY ON HIS OWN COGNIZANCE. THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER IS THAT THE PAPS WILL BE DEAD. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT INNOCENT BYSTANDERS TRY TO STAND AT SOME DISTANCE FROM ANYONE USING OR HOLDING A PROFESSIONAL-SIZED CAMERA AND APPARATUS.
November 1, 2007 2:39 PM
Posted by: IT’S TIME
He (or she? — can’t tell) then writes this:
“X17:
THE WRITER OF “IT’S TIME” WISHES TO CLARIFY:
THIS IS NOT A THREAT, IT IS A “PROPHETIC STATEMENT”.
AN “OBSERVATION OF THE TIMES”, IF YOU WILL.
THE WRITER HAS NEITHER THE INTENT NOR CAPABILITY, NOR DOES HE OR SHE SPECIFICALLY KNOW OF ANYONE HAVING EITHER THE INTENT OR CAPABILITY OF CREATING THE DEVASTATION AS DESCRIBED IN “THE MESSAGE”.
NONETHELESS, THE WRITER OBSERVES THE PRESENT BEHAVIORS AND IS COMPELLED TO PASS ON IN “THE MESSAGE” THE DISTURBING VISION PRESENTED TO HIM/HER IN WHICH EXACTLY WHAT IS DESCRIBED IN THE MESSAGE OCCURS SHOULD SOMEONE AS DESCRIBED HAVING BOTH THE INTENT AND CAPABILITIES MATERIALIZE. THE WRITER IS MOREOVER CONCERNED THAT MS. LOHAN MIGHT BE NEGATIVELY IMPACTED IN *ANY* WAY, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, AS A RESULT OF SUCH AN EVENT.
THEREFORE THE WRITER REGRETS THAT, WHILE HE OR SHE HAS BEEN FAITHFUL TO PASS ON THE WARNING TO YOU SO THAT YOU MAY BENEFIT FROM IT AND ACT ACCORDINGLY, HE OR SHE IS NONETHELESS UNABLE TO RETRACT ANY SUCH THREAT, AS NO SUCH THREAT HAS BEEN MADE, AND MOREOVER REGRETS THAT HE OR SHE IS POWERLESS TO PREVENT SUCH FROM OCCURRING AS IT IS COMPLETELY BEYOND ANY INFLUENCE OR CONTROL HE OR SHE MAY HAVE.
AND WHILE THE WRITER CONCURS WITH “Threats should be taken seriously!” THE WRITER SERIOUSLY QUESTIONS WHETHER THE PAPARAZZI CONSTITUTE A “GROUP” SUCH AS IS PROTECTED UNDER THE PATRIOT ACT, AND QUESTIONS EVEN MORE SERIOUSLY THAT THEY MIGHT BE CLASSIFIED AS “PEOPLE” IN ANY CASE.
November 1, 2007 9:36 PM
Posted by: IT’S TIME
That doesn’t sound so good –
I just hope nothing happens that gets Lindsay hurt or in trouble — sheeze!
Lindsay — PLEASE BE CAREFUL! — AND GET OUT OF L.A. AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
As Always, your Affectionate Fan
oh and PS — keep on quittin’ smokin’ — well — the cigarettes, anyway — ’cause Lindsay — you will ALWAYS be ’smokin’ tee-hee
Arieanna, I concur with everything you said. I am somewhat more than annoyed at this point, but I am merely concerned, not plotting anything, so Lindsay’s Friend, whoever wrote that, it ain’t me.
GOD Bless You Always Lindsay D Lohan, I Love You Always, ME, Larry T Robinson O.R. Tn.
I GOT IT !!! CHECK THIS OUT !! A Novel Idea !! That Orange-Red Plastic fencing stuff that is about 3 feet high, made in Square Grid Pattern, that you see a lot at construction sites now, in a roll out from inside of a lightweight 3 foot long Aluminum Tube, spring loaded, ( so it will roll back up when not in use ) with a 3 foot lightweight aluminum rod attached to the rollout end in 6 foot long sections. would have to be fabricated as no such thing currently exists, but works like those roll out ribbons that banks are using now, except these are floor-to-waist hight, and no foot on the tube or roll out rod end. Designed to be carried only with sure grip handles at the correct spacing on tube and rod pieces. could also be used for crowd control in fast response situations. AM I A GENIUS OR WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD Bless You Always, Lindsay D Lohan, I Love You Always, ME, Larry T Robinson O.R.Tn.
P.S. I want a 10 % Royalty on every unit sold world-wide, including here at home in the USA Because I thought it up first.
They need to pass a Law that keeps photographers 15 feet away from Celebrities or face prosecution. The evidence would be in the photos.
bluefox — I SO agree — I think even THREE feet on either side would be a 500% improvement!!
So while we all enjoy seeing Lindsay, truth be told, the work of only ONE GOOD *PHOTOGRAPHER* — at the most 3 or 4 — (i.e. someone respectful of Lindsay as a person rather than some greedy, desperate, inconsiderate paparassi) could probably suffice in most everyday situations. Let’s say in a typical paparazzi mobbing scene there are 20 paps for 5 minutes — at an average of 10 frames per second for each pap (Larry R — I need some of your computing power here!). OK — 5 minutes times 60 seconds times 10 frames per second times 20 paps comes out at 60,000 pictures of Lindsay in a 5 minute shoot-out! I realize that there is some weeding-out. Still most of us are happy to see 6 - 12 *GOOD* (HAPPY!) pictures of Lindsay in any one of her day-to-day ventures. Who needs the other 59,988 shots (which most of us never see anyway?). And at what price? Lindsay’s happiness at the least, and at the worst — her safety and health. And from some of the videos I’ve seen, the paparazzi pigs think it’s “funny” that she gets pissed. Such nice ” … people”, huh?
I have said before that there needs to be a “celebrity protection law” in which no one — especially no one with a camera — could be any closer than 5 feet to a celebrity without their express permission (bluefox — I’d take 15 feet if I could get it), and NO ONE would be allowed to take pictures of a celebrity INSIDE ANY PLACE OF BUSINESS without their express permission AND the permission of the business owners and other patrons! That would at least provide SOME relief.
Plus Lindsay is almost ALWAYS more relaxed and cordial with one or two photographers, while the horde of paps diving over each other trying to get a shot “drives her away” (makes her beautiful personality take refuge in a reaction of disgust) — they simply smell bad — a stench that Lindsay has made plain she does not care to be around — and she shows it.
So Arieanna — while “annoyed” is probably a bit of understatement for me (you already know how I feel about the “unnecessary” paps) — most of all I AM CONCERNED — that something DISASTEROUSLY STUPID may happen which will harm Lindsay — either physically or emotionally, and/or financially. Princess Diana has already paid the price once — we do NOT NEED a repeat of that with Lindsay! So — while I hesitate to appear threatening, I can at least sympathize with the viewpoint expressed by “IT’S TIME” — it’s time to put an end to the madness of inconsiderate, rude, and endangering behaviors on the part of people who can kick a celebrity and get away with it!
Lindsay — again — please be careful! And LEAVE L.A. AS SOON AS YOU CAN!!! Of all people who have a choice in where they live you certainly have many — and by now you should KNOW HOW NICE IT IS to be AWAY FROM L.A.
Concerned, as always, your Affectionate Fan
I like my crowd control Idea, and I think there is no law against it yet either, Imagine, one of Lindsay’s companions, goes outside carrying this aluminum tube, (by the handles ) Another walks out grabs the aluminum rod, and pulls out and walks down the walk or to the street etc. and creates a 6 foot long fluroescent orange barrier that Lindsay can safely walk down the side of, with the Paps on the other side of because at carrying hight, it covers the portion from the knees to mid chest, of said paps hight, leaving their arms and hands free to persue the photos, but clearly prevents them from moving forwards, A novel Idea, and one that would work !! with a shoulder strap for slinging over the shoulder, to be carried like those instant chairs at picnics or fireworks, out door functions, etc. Rolls back into the tube because it is spring loaded, like a tape measure !! AM I A GENIUS OR WHAT !!! Thought this up on the fly this morning as I was commenting !! You could even put Hooks on the Aluminum tubes so you can link several of them together, tube-to-rod, tube-to-rod, etc. for a longer barrier !!Someone gets unruly just wrap them up in it, no need for tazer guns, just wrap it around them like a net !! I HAVE NO PEERS !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
( p.s. ) I want 10 % of all sales proceeds here and abroad on said device because I thought it up first !! )
GOD Bless You Always, Lindsay D Lohan, I Love You Always, ME, Larry T Robinson O.R. Tn.
LL fans WHERE is JAZZ? seriously, I wanna know!!!!!!! Judging from their pics, he had been loyal to her before…
so where is jazz? (think i asked that same question in one of these posts)
I believe sadly that either Jazz quit, or was discharged. I think he was good for Lindsay, but what do I know, we may never have the whole story on that one.The new body guard Lindsay has, is taking his job seriously, Praise the Lord. I mean that fully. Keep my Lindsay safe, I Love Her.
GOD Bless You Always, Lindsay D Lohan, I Love You Always, ME, Larry T Robinson O.R. Tn.
AWWW I hope Jaz didn’t quit. I remember those pics of him giving Lindsay a friendly AND supportive hug. He has always been with her!!! DARN. WHAT HAPPENED. Damn it. I wish he didn’t quit. Linds would have two loyal burly bodyguards if he didn’t.
Another comment about the Orange fencing Idea, it is designed to be carried, so that the ” Fence ” can move with Lindsay, by being carried in tandem with her walking speed, by two of her entourage !! No six feet isn’t very long, you say, and I agree, perhaps could be made 8 feet long, but not two long, as too many paps would press up against the length of it and defeat the strength ( over come by mass of numbers ) of just two people, so it has to be kept proportional to same. So my original figures showed a 6 foot length was nearly perfect in ratio, but 8 foot gives more security, and still has marginal proportions to number of people vs. two people carrying it. Also Gives Lindsay a Faster walking speed, if needed, and does not have to be moved short distances as fast as she may need to walk if you follow me on this.
I still want 10 % of all sales at home and abroad, as it is MY Brilliant Idea !!, who knows maybe I could get enough money from this simple invention to make some of the more complex ones I have thought up over the years.
GOD Bless You Always, Lindsay D Lohan, I Love You Always, ME, Larry T Robinson O.R. Tn.