Lindsay Lohan Lost Dog Poster
Someone has paid a cruel joke on Lindsay Lohan. This "Lost Dog" poster appeared on the fence at Paris Hilton’s house poking fun at Lindsay Lohan, and featuring her now famous mug shot - it was, of course, photographed by the paparazzi:
The poster reads:
LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyes: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore TerrierMy dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
If you have any information please call (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog
This is a clear indication that this guy wants to get attention. His MySpace is real. And this is his explanation:
Lindsay Lohan Poster
I just want to make clear that Paris Hilton had no part in the making or hanging of this poster. I actually really like Paris and think she is a wonderful individual that has been treated unfairly by the media. On the other hand, I really could careless about Lindsay because all the times I have ever been out and seen her at the clubs she has been a nasty sketched out bitch that thinks just because you have money and celebrity status, it give you the right to treat people like garbage . I am in no way trying to make fun or lite of her drug problem (being a recovering heroin addict myself)! With this said I just want to apologize to Paris for having in anyway dragged her into this and to all the people who have wrote me claiming I am being unfair and mean to Lindsay I say, if this is the type of person we look up we really need to re-examine our moral standards.
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18 opinions for Lindsay Lohan Lost Dog Poster
bebe
Aug 15, 2007 at 11:21 pm
that’s sick
what an attention whore loser, that guy has NO life besides advertising his myspace.
Doom_trooper
Aug 16, 2007 at 12:44 am
That person or people whom are in this Pig Sweat stigh will not get away with that The Good Lord is watching and whatever these Humans do they will not Get Out Alive!
SDMF
Leeann
Aug 16, 2007 at 12:55 am
that guy is a nobody !! he has no right talking about her ..
Harry S
Aug 16, 2007 at 6:18 am
What is this?
Has this guy sniffed toner or something?
He must be high on flea-detergent.
Adriana
Aug 16, 2007 at 6:51 am
The guy who made this is a completly sucker who have to get a life, is defenatly PATHETIC! Linds is the best girl ever, and this ppl is just jealous!!!!
sweet!
Aug 16, 2007 at 11:22 am
that guy is awsome, SO FUNNY!
unknown
Aug 16, 2007 at 11:39 am
look we all no that lindsay is talented blah blah blah…..but all that crap she has gone through makes me wanna puke its JUST TOO MUCH…she has to put her self up together,..her mom says “shes doin well”but she also said it that last TWO TIMES SHES BEEN IN REHAB..!!!!..her reputation is in the toilet..i feel bad for her..really..
she has to do sumthin extraordinary to get respect from ppl ..!(i think she should hang out with hilary to get some TIPS on stayin SANE)..
naty
Aug 16, 2007 at 3:23 pm
ok, that poster was sooo mean!!! goshhh, leave her alone…. at least in rehab =(
well, all i gotta say is that I luv ya Lindz n i dont like this mean stuff ’bout ya
get well soon, plz
xoxoxo
lana
Aug 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm
humm i dont hate lindsay but he does have a right 2 talk like that about her cz its his opinion and life :S so he can say what he wants :s.. but still its a wrong and bad thing
lana
Aug 16, 2007 at 4:20 pm
oh come on. her own “friends” have said worse things about her. I personally think it’s brilliant, and after looking at his myspace and finding out he’s actually a legitimate artist, i get it. if you haven’t ever even met the girl, don’t defend her. she’d probably spit in your face anyways.
ryan
Aug 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm
okay, so i made this poster. unfortunately, it has been taken completely out of context. this was meant as social commentary and little more. I posted it on Paris’ fence only because i thought she would get a kick out of it, and not to get attention. I had no idea any of this would happen.
allison
Aug 17, 2007 at 11:07 am
wasnt this on an episode of lizzie mcguire? the lost dog shit? wtf? get some originality
thewaymouth
Aug 17, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Let he who is w/out sin cast the first stone.
Every f#@%er deserves a thousand chances in the land of a thousand dances.
It ain’t over till Red Rover rolls over.
I don’t look up to Lindsay.
I just adore her.
Angel or devil, I don’t care.
She’s always a goddess to me.
The more they hate on her, the more I will find the love inside me, to love the love inside her.
Follow the light.
I celebrate her right to exist.
To unlock what she’s got.
To bring on the rock.
To solve the mystery girl.
La Belle et la Bête.
I got the fever for a girl that’s got the fever to tell.
I need more Liberty Belle.
Our entertainer.
Our fairytale princess poet model muse artist.
Heavenly hell yes.
Good healthy LOHANARCHY for the US of A.
I WANT YOU BACK.
I GOT YOUR BACK.
Jasmine
Aug 18, 2007 at 3:39 am
Thats so messed up!!!
Ive been lurking this page for a while, Lindsey Lohan is sooo beautifull !
I really think she can get better its her choice to really let it all just go. When you are in a situation like that (fame,fortune, a f’ed up family, and lots of drugs and partys at your disposal) its hard because of temptation, and the fear of losing the friends that embraced you to begin with might make it hard. You leave your true family for a new family, and for her they obviously keep using her, she will get through it when she is ready… she just needs a strong support system.
Anna Mouse
Aug 19, 2007 at 6:59 pm
please - when arrested LL was chasing down her poor assistant and her mother. she thinks she’s entitled because she’s a celebrity AND she’s a public figure so she should be used to parody.
this guy is just doing the same thing as Jay Leno, etc. He’s got his finger on the pulse of LA publicity - it’s what Hollywood is all about. He’s an amazing artist as well.
jaime
Aug 20, 2007 at 11:15 pm
hhaa I LOVE IT FUNNY ! SO SOSO TRUE!!!! good job
Al Bonano
Aug 29, 2007 at 1:53 pm
he’s an artist and he’s expressing himself; get a grip people. Anna Mouse is right.
Timmy
Nov 13, 2007 at 4:59 am
This is really late, but I don’t think people really know what was happening with Lindsay’s assistant or why Lindsay was chasing her mother down.
Lindsay had often had suspicions that her assistant, also named Lindsay, was selling her out to the paparazzi, and even spiking her drinks. Many thought Lindsay #1 was being paranoid. But they don’t know anything. This is a town that thrives on breaking you down, and then making a profit from your misery.
I think that Lindsay the Assistant was like the Howard K. Stern of Lindsay’s life. She was deliberately attempting to mind-f**k Lindsay to death. So when Lindsay chased down her mother, she was actually fighting back, fighting back against the rotten scum of Hollywood.
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