Is it me or is that dress a little too big for The Lindsay Hop? It looks like it was made for Liz Taylor in her early 1960’s, “Cleopatra” phase, back when she was hot as hell & a hell of lot thinner, but still bigger in size & s-inema scope than Lindsay. The rolled straps w/beading is a nice touch but seems a tad familiar for me to be swept off the floor. There’s way too much jewelry on her, so much it looks gaudy, when a few pieces would have been more simple yet elegant. The classiest & most unique touch to these born-again virgin eyes is the beautiful match of the silver handbag, a small splash of flash to excite… “Now I am as happy as a little girl!” (spoken while pinching the fabric of his black shirt at the nipples & pulling it away from his body, a la Mike Myers as Dieter, from SNL’s “Sprockets”).

Overall it is too wedding day/fairy tale-esque for my taste. Granted I’m just a guy, and just a bitter, red carpet widower (aka grass widower aka divorced man) to boot, so this is just too snoring (Why are those hot Lohan gams covered up? Anyone w/any ‘Bobby’-pin conspiracy theories?). However, all that being said, the 3rd to last picture, the full body shot w/her left hand on her hip, where she is standing alone on the red carpet away from the bright spotlight & against the plain black backdrop, w/the confidently radiant look on her face, here the dress works best as Lindsay ignites the night in white flame & here is where I melt…