Lindsay Lohan Ballad - by Chase Emery
April 1, 2008 by Arieanna
Chase Emery has written and performed a song entitled "Lindsay Lohan Ballad". The ballad starts off with some of Lindsay’s less proud moments, but the chorus is actually not quite so bad. I mean, it is still not nice, but if you ignore the rest of the song, the "Lohan, can I be your man?" is sweet. And the music is nice. Chase says he likes "them famous bad girls" and he has written this song for one of his favorite "tabloid stars":
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The lyrics are here. What do you think? Somewhat sincere?
Tags: lindsay lohan ballad, chase emery, lindsay lohan
I like Lindsay, but I don’t think she is a bad girl.
She just doesn’t take crap off anybody. The song is redundant like its author.
Werry briliant….wooww….This is good….NOT!!!…..Not funny….I hate when people make fun about somebody’s hard past…Grow up you babuines…The past is the past…It will never happen again so get over it…Oh ,and another thing you A-hole Lindsay’s carrer isn’t close to beeing over….So why don’t you take you’re guitar and shove it up you’re A**….peace
Lindsay is a STRONG muse.
To(o?) many, including me.
But so is illusion.
That which is false troubles
the heart,
but truth brings joyous tranquilty.
I do what I can. I am what I am.
That song was very rude, I think it was just meant to be a joke. Lindsay is a wonderful person, and its hurtful to make a joke out of her mishaps.
I mean its cute and sweet that he has a crush on lindsay, I mean alot of guys do, but this is just so lame. the song, was just…I dont no. he was tryna be mean and make jokes, then at the same time, he was tryna say I wanna be your man? it was not really something linds would give a crap about. dude, just leave it alone, get a life, linds doesn’t need your sympathy, or your kind words. nothing from you. shes strong, smart, her head is in the right place and she is the greatest actress on this planet, you don’t have to worry about her a**. she is on her job right now and ready to make hollywood on top again, so hey, this is just more attention. I guess he meant well, so,…its just a whatever with me. I dont like it, and I dont hate it. its just lame.
– it says a lot about Chase (not that there is a lot to say) — and very little about Lindsay.
What he’s looking for no longer exists — it barely ever existed; even when Lindsay was “down” she was never anywhere near as low as what this song conveys.
Chase is still back there in the gutter –
Lindsay has moved on —
– AND HOW!
Lindsay — STAY STRONG! Boo’ful!
As always, your Affectionate Fan
– and yes, tinkerbell, you said it best — it’s totally lame — “… not really something linds would give a crap about”
absolutely right!
No tengo una canción, pero si un poema:
“Cuerpo de mujer, blancas colinas, muslos blancos,
te pareces al mundo en tu actitud de entrega.
Mi cuerpo de labriego salvaje te socava
y hace saltar el hijo del fondo de la tierra.”
De Juan,
I think it’s more like a satirical poke-fun-at-Lindsay than a sweet song.
I wasn’t going to listen to this one, but so many of you regular girls did, I decided to listen for myself, as a guy, I can say that his intentions are all about slander, you don’t use words like he did if you are not intending to insult, nothing in that alledged song was the least bit truely supportive of Lindsay, and indeed it sounded like a POKE at me, more than Her, as I have been supportive of her from the begining, and a continuation of the smear tactics of all her detractors. I have after all said, that if her career went to the nether regions in a handbasket ( the kingdom of dis ) that I would be there for Her, and She would never be homeless, as long as I own a home, She will always be welcome here, to recover, and start again, but I was being serious, as an expression of concern, because I know and believe that Lindsay’s career and life will never tank that bad; this clown on the other hand, was anything but being serious. Just being hurtful, and Hateful. Another looooooser, in a long line of losers. Lindsay pay this guy ( a term I use guardedly as it appears to be a human male ) no Attention whatsoever.
GOD Bless You Always, Lindsay D Lohan, I Love You Always, me, Larry T Robinson O.R. Tn.