I like the way you’re handling the paps — absolutely **NO** NICE SHOTS!!!! — they don’t deserve any — so don’t give ‘em any!

I know — it’a a heck of a way to have to live, but at least make their time a complete waste as much as possible …

“hey Lindsay”, “hey Leeennseeee”, “how’s it goin’ today Leensee” — like they really give a flyin’ fig — really, paps, . . . . . . y-a-a-a-w-W-W-w-n-n … it’s really getting old now –

NO MORE FREE SMILES (unless, that is, you just happen to feel like it — havin’ a good day an’ all … )

otherwise — JUST FORGET IT! –stick to your own words — “I’ll never smile for you again” —

.. yepper — thats my boo’ful Lindsay — but *NOT* for … “THEM” — make them waste their time — every time — like so many flies on the wall … media-blood-s**king flies …

As always (in HIS Love) — your Affectionate Fan